So here is the current political version of the question ... :)
Nawaz Shareef: Because it had to cross the road .. for the third time
Imran Khan: It is not a chicken, it is a tsunami crossing the road .. can't you see oye son of a tiger
Altaf Hussain: If the chicken won't cross the road and join us .. it will be found in a body bag on the other side
Shujaat Hussain: Well lets forget about this road crossing and chickens... Mitti pao
Musharraf: Because the chicken is NOT afraid of anyone (oops but it was caught the moment it crossed the road :p)
Shahbaz Shareef: Chicken doesn't need to cross the road any more because we have constructed an underpass
Khwaja Saad Rafique: Why are these chickens not crossing the road .. they are sitting right in the middle of the road, in a dharna
TTP: Only those chickens can cross the road whom we shall allow
Zardari: The chicken can cross the road only if it pays my cut
Gen Kyani: The chicken doesn't intend to cross the road any more
CJ: I have taken notice of the chicken crossing the road (Won't spare the damn chicken)
Obama: Send the drones before it crosses the road
