Here is a much needed redefinition of some words and terms, especially in Pakistani context. The interpretations are of course biased albeit true:
Corruption: Whatever Nawaz Sharif and/or PML-N does; humanly acts such as coughing, burping [after Siri Paye], farting [even more Siri Paye] also come under the definition IFF done by the said person or group
Gems [of wisdom]: Whatever Imran Khan and/or PTI says or does; Gems like 'اوے فلانے ', 'گیلی شلوار ' and saintly acts such as semi-nude jogging, getting stoned, faking degrees etc. are also included
Heroic: Whatever Raheel Shareef does; making Dr. Asim talk being the pinnacle of heroism
Purification: The mental, spiritual and financial state one attains upon joining PTI
Experience: What PML-N already has, PTI is learning and PPP has exhausted (read as) "The technique to attain power through whatever means available and to stay in power despite so many blunders"
Khattak Dance: Luckily it does not need a redefinition, it is still the dance which Khattaks do
Fair Elections: The ones in which PTI wins
Election Fraud: Irregularity
Constitutional Amendment: Piece of paper which makes us cry but we still sign it [and cry some more]
Weight: Something which Altaf Bhai gains physically but loses politically
Poker Face: PM's face
Bol [Speak up]: Shut up
Impotent: Umpire's finger
Social Media: Hub of [mis]information
License to abuse and ridicule: Social media
Container: Contains humans for political trafficking; also used as make shift dance party stage
Air Ticket: Jahangeer Tareen
DJ: That excessive bill sender who fore-goes a fortune in the name of love
Good Governance: Making underpass, even beneath an underpass
Power Generation: Passed on to 'next generation'
Royal Profession: Poultry
Hunger Games: Raids of Punjab Food Authority
Certified Joker: TV Anchor, Talk-show host/participant
TV Anchor: A person certified for anything BUT TV anchoring
Selfie Master(s): Ahmad Shehzad, Shahid Afridi, Narendar Modi
Appendix: Shaikh Rasheed (redundant yet there)
Striker [who never misses]: A young doctor
Gwadar: Dubai's Worst Nightmare
Financial Policy: 1001 ways of indirect taxation
PM: The one who appoints COAS
COAS: The one who [may] keep(s) PM in power till the next appointment
Corruption: Whatever Nawaz Sharif and/or PML-N does; humanly acts such as coughing, burping [after Siri Paye], farting [even more Siri Paye] also come under the definition IFF done by the said person or group
Gems [of wisdom]: Whatever Imran Khan and/or PTI says or does; Gems like 'اوے فلانے ', 'گیلی شلوار ' and saintly acts such as semi-nude jogging, getting stoned, faking degrees etc. are also included
Heroic: Whatever Raheel Shareef does; making Dr. Asim talk being the pinnacle of heroism
Purification: The mental, spiritual and financial state one attains upon joining PTI
Experience: What PML-N already has, PTI is learning and PPP has exhausted (read as) "The technique to attain power through whatever means available and to stay in power despite so many blunders"
Khattak Dance: Luckily it does not need a redefinition, it is still the dance which Khattaks do
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| Khattak Dancers |
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| Dancing Khattak |
Fair Elections: The ones in which PTI wins
Election Fraud: Irregularity
Constitutional Amendment: Piece of paper which makes us cry but we still sign it [and cry some more]
Weight: Something which Altaf Bhai gains physically but loses politically
Poker Face: PM's face
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| Why-So-Serious? |
Bol [Speak up]: Shut up
Impotent: Umpire's finger
Social Media: Hub of [mis]information
License to abuse and ridicule: Social media
Container: Contains humans for political trafficking; also used as make shift dance party stage
Air Ticket: Jahangeer Tareen
DJ: That excessive bill sender who fore-goes a fortune in the name of love
Good Governance: Making underpass, even beneath an underpass
Power Generation: Passed on to 'next generation'
Royal Profession: Poultry
Hunger Games: Raids of Punjab Food Authority
Certified Joker: TV Anchor, Talk-show host/participant
TV Anchor: A person certified for anything BUT TV anchoring
Selfie Master(s): Ahmad Shehzad, Shahid Afridi, Narendar Modi
Appendix: Shaikh Rasheed (redundant yet there)
Striker [who never misses]: A young doctor
Gwadar: Dubai's Worst Nightmare
Financial Policy: 1001 ways of indirect taxation
PM: The one who appoints COAS
COAS: The one who [may] keep(s) PM in power till the next appointment
