Monday, August 24, 2009

Admiring Taliban (God Help Me)

Well as the title suggests, this post is not for weak hearts, people with no sense of humour, adults under the mental age of 7 and proponents of freedom of speech. Wait a minute did I say proponents of freedom of speech, well thats what I said. Normally those who advocate freedom of speech mean, freedom of 'their' version of speech and admiring Taliban may not conform to their concept of free speech. Only anti-religious and blasphemous stuff qualifies for that (pun intended).
Anyway all I wanted to say was that these Taliban guys are really dashing. I mean they have a rugged, rustic, macho and chauvinistic air about them. They look so manly. Now honestly if we take our regular, cleanly-shaven, trying-to-look-bad Hollywood icons and any Talib walking down the FATA hills; who would look more manly and bad. I got you there didn't I; because we all agree that Taliban are more BAD. But I was emphasizing manliness here (Ahem).
Okay now lets make a side by side comparison. Lets compare Mr. Rambo with (Late) Nek Mohammad. Just for the record, Nek Mohammad was probably the first victim of a US drone operating on the wrong side of the border.


Oh by the way for the record once again, Mr. Rambo also had the honor of fighting in Afghanistan against the Commies alongside (the then called) Mujahideen. How time changes!
Coming back to the point. Now guys (and especially girls) please leave all your biases aside and tell me whose your man?
No, didn't impress you. Okay then lets try Taliban vs. Bollywood. Here we go:














Here we have Mr. Salman Khan (Sallu G) versus Hakeem Ullah Mehsud (the newly appointed TTP chief, believed to be already dead by some). Now both of them are 'BAD' in their own ways but whose more manly? The earring clad guy with an aura of stupidity OR the really dangerous guy on the right (side of the column). Please also keep in mind that Taliban are a species that are really hard to photograph. Ask any Nat Geo photographer whats easy to catch on film, the tonsils of a living African Lion or the turban of dead Taliban and he's sure to choose the African version. Unless you get abducted by them (Taliban I mean) its really hard to photograph them. In fact when one does get abducted its Talibaan who 'shoot' the photographer, with all those exotic settings and props. On the other hand the filmy guys are meant to be photographed. They use all means possible to improve their looks whereas Taliban may spend the least of their time in front of a mirror. But still I guess they manage to steal (rather kidnap) the show.
Now all those self-righteous, forward-looking and liberal-minded folks might be thinking, whats the point of this whole post. Well folks, there is no point in this post, it was just for laughs. Humour doesn't have to 'politically correct'. If it can make you laugh it has done the job. Got my point now??? :)

10 comments:

  1. The new TTP chief looks like a kid. he had to resort to long hair and beard to be able to appear a bit manly-ish. Imagine him without all these accessories, especially the swati topi... (photoshoppers can help?)
    Sallu paindoo on the other hand does not have this problem.

    p.s. A thoroughly amusing piece by the way.

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  2. Interesting! And quite true!

    All holly/bolly-wood machos take pride in 'doing their own stunts'. But after all, all they do are just stunts, and release them with R-Rating! Remember the last time you saw a flick and exclaimed: Ooo, that was such a real-looking explosion! Or those SAW movies: full of horrific gore, but deep down, we find consolation that its just camera trick and makeup gimicks.

    T-Force, on the other hand, give real carnage guarenteed, that require all new rating abbrevations! Ofcourse, we are considering only V,L,gore and not S,N (or atleast not as yet - though, lashing videos can be attributed to S,N category to some extent!) for the rating.

    Tollywood releases are surely gonna kick Holly/Bollywood's butts real soon!

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  3. sounds pretty gay to me...among other things they have no respect for women and are women haters.

    Humaira Holley

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  4. Whats the point of wasting time on all this when we have better issue and things to work on. Please start a blog how people can help poors in pakistan which fund to trust or not. As so many people from outside pakistan end up sending money to organization they think are working efficiently but they are not.

    Anyway you guys keep up and try to blog like how to help orphan children, blood donation, charity foundation etc. thanks

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  5. awesome yaar!
    trust me i like hakeem ullah on the criteria of looks among all man on earth :p :D

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  6. what a crap ... i can guess how farigh you are ... you are simply an addition to what you mention freedom of speech guys who think freedom of their version of speech.

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  7. ghatiya analysis
    do u have nothing to do
    quite feminie touch
    being mod scod for sake of being modern
    "hahahhaa very funny,i can't stop laughing"
    pathetic you are.

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  8. Those who called the author (i.e. me) gay, time waster, ghatiya and what not ... should read this blogpost ......

    http://gulbadan.wordpress.com/2009/09/08/top-5-sexiest-pakistani-terrorists/

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  9. and those who didnt ?
    their must be a female terrorist list as well ...
    :)

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  10. oh my god PEOPLE puhleeeez!!!
    calling the author names and stuff PLEASEE okay??
    give us all a break and cut your crap! i mean didnt you read the sentence about it being FOR LAUGHS?? hes not recruiting terrorists for HEAVENSAKE!!!

    wasting the time?? who told you to come read it??? didnt you have anything BETTER to do other than searching blogs?

    and all those for the DO GOOD STUFF! , theres a phrase called "mind your own GOODbusiness"
    you go start something good and invite us, sure we'll come!!

    point is, DO IT URSELF FIRST kay lectarss??

    and be a BIT honest as to being NOT anonymous when abusing someone! huhhh

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