Dictionary Redefined

Here is a much needed redefinition of some words and terms, especially in Pakistani context. The interpretations are of course biased albeit true:

Corruption: Whatever Nawaz Sharif and/or PML-N does; humanly acts such as coughing, burping [after Siri Paye], farting [even more Siri Paye] also come under the definition IFF done by the said person or group

Gems [of wisdom]: Whatever Imran Khan and/or PTI says or does; Gems like 'اوے فلانے ', 'گیلی شلوار ' and saintly acts such as semi-nude jogging, getting stoned, faking degrees etc. are also included

Heroic: Whatever Raheel Shareef does; making Dr. Asim talk being the pinnacle of heroism

Purification: The mental, spiritual and financial state one attains upon joining PTI

Experience: What PML-N already has, PTI is learning and PPP has exhausted (read as) "The technique to attain power through whatever means available and to stay in power despite so many blunders"

Khattak Dance: Luckily it does not need a redefinition, it is still the dance which Khattaks do

Khattak Dancers

Dancing Khattak

Fair Elections: The ones in which PTI wins

Election Fraud: Irregularity

Constitutional Amendment: Piece of paper which makes us cry but we still sign it [and cry some more]

Weight: Something which Altaf Bhai gains physically but loses politically

Poker Face: PM's face

Why-So-Serious?

Bol [Speak up]: Shut up

Impotent: Umpire's finger

Social Media: Hub of [mis]information

License to abuse and ridicule: Social media

Container: Contains humans for political trafficking; also used as make shift dance party stage

Air Ticket: Jahangeer Tareen

DJ: That excessive bill sender who fore-goes a fortune in the name of love

Good Governance: Making underpass, even beneath an underpass 

Power Generation: Passed on to 'next generation'

Royal Profession: Poultry

Hunger Games: Raids of Punjab Food Authority

Certified Joker: TV Anchor, Talk-show host/participant

TV Anchor: A person certified for anything BUT TV anchoring

Selfie Master(s): Ahmad Shehzad, Shahid Afridi, Narendar Modi

Appendix: Shaikh Rasheed (redundant yet there)

Striker [who never misses]: A young doctor

Gwadar: Dubai's Worst Nightmare

Financial Policy: 1001 ways of indirect taxation

PM: The one who appoints COAS

COAS: The one who [may] keep(s) PM in power till the next appointment

Strange Behaviour of a Dog

When I was a lad of 13-14 I used to have a pet dog. I called him DoDo. Not that he resembled any bird or something, it just sounded nice to me. Dodo was an interesting character. Like most of the pets he picked up some human habbits. However once he showed a really peculiar behaviour. I don't know if he picked it from humans .. or its the humans who pick it from them (the dogs i mean).
Once I took Dodo for a walk in the park. It so happened that another dog was also there in the park and was rather big, at least bigger than my Dodo. The devil barked at him and tried to challenge him. Dodo behaved as if nothing had happend, as if he did'nt hear anyone barking. I urged him to pick a fight but he just ignored. I was a bit disappointed.
Anyhow when I came home our 'brave' Dodo stumbled upon a dust bin with some papers in it and boy he went mad on the dust bin. He tore apart the papers, barked at it and bit the dust bin too. As if he was showing that he is a ferocious creature and once angered can go to any limits to tear apart his rival. This behaviour really amused me and my family. He was probably trying to overcome the embarassement he faced in the park, due to the other dog. Well, interesting story, isn't it, but whats the point? Ah forget the point and why must I always try to make a point. However, read these news items and make a point yourself .. if you can!!!
COAS [Gently] Asks US to Stop Drone Attacks
Striking Down Drones Could Trigger War, says Rao Qamar
And Lastly,
COAS Flies F-16, Takes Part in Operation